OMG TOO DARN FUNNY!

Hello everyone! I was going to copy and paste this into my Laugh section at the top of my site but thought no you guys may not see it there so I had to put it in a post. Gina from Catnap Inn Primitives sent this to me and I had to share it. Hope you don't mind Gina.



A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.

THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?

THE OLD FARMER SAID,

"THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."

"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT.

"WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.

HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.

THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. . . THE OLD FARMER

UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?



"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.



"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"



"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,



"BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"
 
 
I am telling you guys when I read this I burst out laughing! Tooo funny...
 
Not sure if you all noticed that I took my blog roll off my side bar because of my crazy byte thing with Verizon. Remember I have to watch all my bytes and not go over. (another post I did)
Anyway I can't figure out how to load the blog list on a seperate page. So right now my blog roll is under blog candy. But if anyone knows how add the bloglist all at one time on a seperate page please let me know. lol
 
I have several ladies that have sent me stories so I need to post them soon. You are going to really enjoy them....Marydon is one and also sweet Donna ....just stayed tuned.
Sweet Dreams
Maggie

Ms. Ruby's Chocolate Winner!

We have a winner of the Ms Ruby's Chocolate! This morning I used a Random Number Generator and it was so much easier than writing all the names out and drawing one....hahahaha...Ladies this ole grandma is catching on!

Anyway after the number 6 was picked...I then had to hurry up and see who was number 6....tooooooo exciting and guess who it was............................................

Oh what a sweet piece of chocolate! I love that pic of you...
And Happy birthday to the grama, son and grandson. What a special party..
ok, count me in and if I'm lucky enough to win, You get to pick for me! I'd pick all of them..hehe.
I'll be thinking of you and Christi tomorrow.. let us know soon as you can..
love ya

~Vicki~

YES ...Vicki you won....Vicki is our blog friend over at  All My Yesterdays.....so be sure and check her sites out and tell her congratulations! So Happy for you Vicki~ and thank you all for entering this giveaway!

I will be having another giveaway soon but it is a sponsered giveaway and never had one of those before so let me know if you have had one. It is a great gift so please watch for it who knows you might get lucky like Vicki!

Today the sun is shining and the John Deere is oiled and gased so guess who gets to mow the north forty today. Yep its that time of year again for me to get back up on the John Deere!

Love
Maggie