YEP you guessed it another one of those days for Officer Maggie.
AKA…Ms. Pearl WARNING this post is not for readers with weak stomachs. Please come back another day! Sorry
I assure her that the only phone calls will be to the parties she wants to call. I then ask her to stand up and let me take her pictures. She manages to stand where I tell her and I snap two pictures front and side. Then I ask do you have any tattoo’s….because we have to take pictures of all tattoos. Well believe it or not this woman turns around and moons me! It was not a moon to her it was to show me her tattoo on her behind. OH MY I try to remain in a calm voice and tell her there is no need to show me tattoos below the waist line. Good golly Ms Molly it reminded me of another time I was mooned. It was by my ex’s mother before we were married at a New Years Eve Party. That moon should have told me not to marry this East Texas Boy.
IT SEEMS HER SANTA BABY WAS FULL OF SOMETHING BESIDES GOOD CHEER!
COMING SOON another giveaway from me to you!
SWEET DREAMS MAGGIE!