Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Naughty Or Nice

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Okay Ladies and Gents it's that time of year again but I have a question for you.  I have a feeling I am not the only one out there that has been naughty this year. So tell me Have You Been Naughty or Nice this year? Just leave me your answer on the comment section and I promise no one but me reads them anyway. So feel free to just let it all out. Who knows you might even feel better if you tell someone.

With that being said I will between now and Christmas tell you about some of my naughty and nice stories. Only fair if I am asking you that I should also participate.

My daughter and I were laughing about this story at Thanksgiving. It is naughty and not nice at all but at the time I did it  I was a lot less mature than I am now. You see my ex hubby ran off with a not so nice woman and when a very dear friend of mine and I found out where she lived we paid her a visit. Well my friend, Sharon, was ask by this so called woman to sit in the car while we talked. So Sharon being the crazy friend she is started taking pictures of us standing there talking. Thank God it was mostly pictures of the other woman.

Well to make a long story short we of course could not wait to develop these pictures because at the time it seemed like the thing to do. Now please don't take this wrong but this woman (now his wufe) is very very ugly. I have never before this ever looked at anyone and thought Jeez their ugly. But honest to God this woman must of been hit by several several ugly sticks sometime or another in her life. Honestly the first time I saw her I stepped back and said WHOA and I was ashamed of myself for doing so. Well anyway back to the story.
Ok after  I moved out of my home in town to this old farmhouse I found those pictures in the move. I thought now Maggie you are not going to have this woman in your new place. (it was new to me) So I thought ok What do I do with these pictures! I considered making a Scarecrow for the herb garden but I thought even the poor birds don't deserve this. So after a few days at this old farmhouse I started hearing things in the attic. (keep in mind this house was empty for a long time) Then a light goes off in my head and I thought thats perfect. Hang her pictures on inside of the door going into the attic. That way she will scare away anything bad up there. (naughty right)

Well I did it. I hung her pictures and totally forgot that they were there. Then my heating is acting up and I call a repairman. After they fix it the two workmen ask me. Maggie did you know that there is a very strange womans picture hanging on the door to your attic. In fact, one of them actually said, "Was she hung there to scare the varments off."  hahahaha

I don't like to tell lies but good gosh I could not tell those two men that I had hung her picture there. I just looked at them like I thought they were making the story up and ask them how much I owed them.



On my Thanksgiving post I was telling you guys about being kissed by a dog. Well my daughter Christi sent me these pictures of her Toby for all of us to enjoy. The first one is the way he is most of the time. I am afraid the second one was taken when his grandmayellowhair left to go home.




This is Toby after his grandmayellowhair left him! Poor Baby

Sweet Dreams!



Saturday, November 28, 2009

TEMPTATION MONDAY'S





Welcome to my second posting of Temptation Mondays. I enjoy so many different creative blogs and have found that a lot of them sell their work. So I came up with this idea of not only helping them but also helping those that do not craft but love homemade gifts a chance to shop right from their home.
KEEP IN MIND these pictures of each person work is only a few of what they have for sale. Just click on their site name and visit their shops.
Temptation Mondays is also for my blogger friends that have something that they no longer need or have room far and want to list it for sale. All I ask is to send me a link to your site and what you selling to my email grandmayellowhair@gmail.com before to late on Sundays to give me time to work on this post so it can be listed by Monday morning.


Lynns Lovelies


Beautiful Victorian Ornaments at  Lynns Lovelies






Shardon Exclusives has all this lovely jewelry.






                               Coastal Sisters/LuLu Kellogg



Lu Lu even has beautiful paintings of mermaids on her site.




Visuals By Vickie                 











Beautiful Dog Paintings of your special dog by Lara Harris




Darling Santa Kitties

 SAVE YOURSELF SOME TIME AND SHOP ONLINE

OH MY GOSH AM I TIRED!!!!


I don't know about all of you but I feel like a 18 wheeler ran over me today!
Good gosh and let the holidays begin. I will not survive the holidays if I feel this bad after only two days of celebrating Thanksgiving.

My dear friends I HAVE so many chores to do today after coming home last night and all I want to do is lay down. Like my friend in this picture.

Not only chores in the north forty but Carole and Jojo are expecting candy sometime soon. I am in trouble and all this is just the beginning of a very busy season.

My daughter and I went to see the movie New Moon for our treat from laboring over the stove all morning Thanksgiving. We got there really early thinking we would have to fight lines but were we surprised no crazy teenagers fighting to see the movie. Only a few older ones like me. The movie was good but not near as good as the books. It was great just spending time with Christi. As I mentioned earlier she works part time at Macy's and she had to work the horrible Black Friday. I made the mistake and went in her store to tell her bye and was swarmed by some really crazy people. I mean I thought for a minute I was back at work in the jail. If I ever needed my handcuffs it was at Macys the day after Thanksgiving. YOU ladies should thank me for starting this Temptation Mondays so you can avoid all the crazy shoppers out there. lol  I actually felt guilty leaving my daughter there to work. I tried for a few minutes to stand by the registrar to protect her but it did not take long for a manager to find me and escort me somewhere else. You can tell when people don't have children they just don't understand our mother hen thing. Poor Christi she just smiled and said Go nicely momma I will be okay.
So then I head over to my son Clints house where I am greeted at the front door by my darling Kaci. We are just so glad to see each other we can not stop hugging and kissing. At least I know I could not. Then I hear Bailey scream Its Grandmayellowhair! and he comes running and bouncing down the stairs and plows into me like a linebacker for the Dallas Cowboys. Now I know he is only 5 but he is built like a big 10 year old. hahaha Sweetest grandson in the world and I do love him.
For the next 8 hours he is constantly trying to tackle me to the ground. Now you can see why I feel like a 18 wheeler ran over me.  He and Iplayed several board games but he has not learned how to loose easily so you can guess that I never won ONE game.
His daddy put up Christmas lights so they have a house like Chevy Chase in the holiday movie. He always goes way way out decorating but it is great for the neighbors they don't have to use their electricity for the month of December.
My dl was busy as always so it was me and my two favorite darlings to play and play and play. 
I wanted to her to take pictures of me and my babies but she was busy doing her stuff and visiting with my oldest son.  Oh well I stole the picture of them with the thanksgiving hats from her blog. hahahaha I brought left over turkey and dressing from the day before and we did all sit down together for a meal. My oldest son Chad showed up to join us and I so enjoyed seeing him for a minute or two. Everyone is just too busy during this time of the year.
My grandson Bailey took a sales ad from Target while I was there and he wanted to circle what he wants from me for Christmas. You guessed it, he could of saved an hour by just putting a big circle around TOYS.
I helped Kaci decorate her little tree in her bedroom. I said Baby you need one of those pink trees that I have seen and she says, I know but mommy want let me have one. I hugged her and thought what my next purchase might be from Wal Mart. Every little girl needs a pink christimas tree. Right!

Anyway I leave there and go back to my daughters to pick up my stuff and really to check on her about her day. What funny stories she told about these shoppers. We ate take out and laughed and then I drove the two hour trip home so I could get up early and work here. Yeah Right

My daughter Christi made the best best Pumpkin Cheese cake I have ever eaten. I have to say I turned into a pig eating that. Also she did some kind of vegetable dish that was out of this world good. Another recipe I have to get. Why I don't know I hardly cook anymore. Oh I know what your thinking but zeez its hard to cook for one.
The night I spent with my daughter we laughed about some stories that she claims she never knew I did. So she told me I have to share them with all of you so I guess real soon I will sit down here and tell you some stories that made her laugh so hard she ask me to stop.

Oh I almost forgot, I have been kissed by dogs in my life (well not real dogs) but the first night there I slept on her couch and her beautiful cocker spaniel Toby kept coming over to where I was sleeping and kissing me. Now I am use to my cat Tinkerbell slapping me awake every morning but not a dog planting the biggest kisses ever right on my lips. Not only did he do this once but several times during the night. Its a good thing I love this dog because I wasn't far from the front door and I could of let him out. Not that he would of left he is attached to my daughter like you would not believe. To tell you that was a strange night is not putting the right word with it. After about the second one I could not go back to sleep and then I started laughing because I thought OH WELL hes not the only dog that has kissed me during the night.

Ladies I have to get busy!!!!!
Love ya'll
Maggie

ps: If you want to be listed on Mondays site for selling your goodies please don't forget you need to send me a email and put on there what you want me to say or pictures you want copied. Remember no DL's are other relatives.
  Also I added a giveaway to my side bar from Marilyn. I kind of hid it because I really love this giveaway and when you guys enter my chances go down. Right. She is the prefect example of what I mean about so many creative bloggers. Oh my you ladies just awe me.
Oh too I noticed after my giveaway my follower count went down. hahaha. I did not know it could go down I thought only up. I guess I will have to bribe some more with another giveaway.
Seriously I hope I have not offended anyone if so I am so sorry

Friday, November 27, 2009

OPPS!!!




TOO MUCH OF THE PROZAC HAS CAUSED A BIG OPPS. I WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT GETTING MY POST READY FOR THE BIG DRAWING THAT I DID PARTS OF IT A FEW DAYS
EARLIER THAN THE LAST POST.
TONIGHT WHEN I WENT BACK TO ADD THE WINNERS NAMES I SEE IT POSTED OUT OF ORDER SO ANOTHER BIG OPPS FOR ME!
SORRY LADIES BUT TO SEE THE WINNERS SCROLL DOWN TO THE POST
                                             AND THE WINNERS ARE!

THINKING OF ALL OF YOU!


                                                   
                                                   



Good morning all of you sleepy heads. Its 5am and I am suppose to be sleeping on my daughters couch after spending a lovely Thanksgiving with her but instead I laying here wide awake thinking about the drawing in a few hours for the Chocolate Giveaway. Christi has to work the mad house crazy black Friday at Macy's so I will leave here and go my sons and let my grandbabies do the honor of picking the winners.
It bothers me that there will only be two of you drawn and I so wish that it could be all of you. I do hope you all know that you are all winners in my book. This was my first giveaway to Thank all of you for being so sweet and kind accepting me into your hearts in this new world to me of blogland. (Of course you know I will have to have another giveway soon)
I have found it to be a very warm place to run to and just be myself and to experience all the creative beautiful sites that I never knew existed until a few months ago. So many of you have been so wonderful with your comments and even joining me knowing that sometimes I get completely throwed off. Just pray that it is not catching. lol
So Thank you all for making my Thanksgiving a little bit warmer and cozy knowing that you all were just a click away.
Guess I should try to go back to sleep and get this giveaway off the brain. Good luck to each of you and SWEET DREAMS
Maggie

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

AND THE WINNERS ARE



THESE ARE THE TWO TURKEYS THAT PICKED THE WINNERS!

WHAT A FUN TIME I HAVE HAD WITH MY CHOCOLATE GIVEAWAY!  A FEW WEEKS AGO I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE MAYBE 10 ENTRIES AT THE MOST AND MUCH TO MY SURPRISE THERE WERE CLOSE TO 60.
I actually hand wrote all your names out and some of you guys or I should say a lot of you had 11 entries. lol  Before I reveal who the two winners are I want to Thank all of you for patiently waiting for this giveaway to end, for joining my site and especially leaving me all your sweet comments. I wish all of you could of been drawn but there will be more chocolate giveaways in the near future.
All I need now is for the winners to email me where they want their candy shipped. Also please let me know if you want the Fudge or the Peanut Clusters. The clusters can be either white chocolate or milk chocolate.
It was exciting watching my grandson Bailey draw the first winner and my granddaughter Kaci draw the second winner and they are ENVELOPE PLEASE!!!!!




OK  SCROLL DOWN




KEEP SCROLLING DOWN






ALMOST THERE!




THE WINNERS OF MY FIRST GIVEAWAY ARE:






CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH AND A BIG THANKS TO ALL WHO ENTERED

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

A LITTLE OF THIS AND A LOT OF THAT



NOTICE AT LEAST THAT I AM WEARING MY FAVORITE PINK DRESS WHEN I COOK MY THANKSGIVING DINNER.

This year so many things happened in my family that should not have happened but we all have those kind of months or years. Anyway due to that it will be a very small gathering this Thansgiving for me but as I say my Thanksgiving prayer you all will be mentioned.
Here is a comment I left from my last post to give you some idea of how Thankful I am for you guys.

So Tickled Pink that you all like the idea of a mini strip center at Grandmayellowhairs place. You ladies never cease to amaze me at how really sincere and sweet you are towards your fellow friends and bloggers.


When I started doing this I had no idea how it would touch my heart in such a warm way.

You guys are just too great I mean you accept me even knowing that I am a little throwed off. lol

Debbie so glad you came by I was getting worried about you sweet friend and know Debbie that all of us when we pray our Thanksgiving prayer that you and your family will be included in our prayers.

Now before I forget if you all want your shop or if you have something to sell (remember no family members) then shoot me a EMAIL of what you want listed and I will paste to this next Monday.

Sweet Dreams

Maggie

Now after trying  the ole  copy and paste thing I forgot what I wanted to say. lol
The reason I forgot is it takes me forever sometimes to do the simplest things on this here computer. I mean how hard is it to copy and paste. I hate to tell you but for me pretty hard sometimes. This time I ended up pasting the whole page of my blog instead of that one comment. So you guessed it I spent another few mintues in the delete mode.
While we are on the subject I will list a few things I am not grateful for this year. See if you relate to any of these:.
1) Trying to leave a comment on someones site and you have to hit POST five different times to get it to accept and during this time you are ask to spell the most ridiculous words I have ever heard of. One of these times I am going to look them up and see if their really a word. Then if your really lucky it will come back again and say something like Nope that did not work and then ask you to try again to see if your a freaking HUMAN now seriously gals would a not human being be sending you a comment. COME ON. One site ask me all kinds of questions before it would let me even leave a lovely comment I almost just quit. Zeez Marie you would think these brains over all these sites could offer us something simple. Like just hit post. hahahaha
2) Our government trying to tell us when and what age we can have a mammogram. Seriously ladies I am not thankful for this at all. This is AMERICA not some other country where the leaders rule. If years ago this law was in effect I would not be sitting here in my pink pj"s telling you this and that. I would not be here because they are telling us that we can not get tested for Breast Cancer until 50 years old. Ladies that is a bunch of Turkey crap and if I had not been tested at 45 I would not be here. I have a daughter and they better let her be tested every year for this or the rath of Ms Pearl will be going to Washington.
3)  Mirrors as you all know they have not been my best friends this year. What is that old saying about a mirror and a picture. Something about a mirror always tells the truth. Yeah well this next year I may get rid of all my mirrors.
4) Another silly thing I don't like is men can have hair all over if they want it. I mean they don't have to shave their faces unless they want to but zeez we have to shave everywhere. Have you ever stopped and calculated how many hours we spend shaving. Maybe 2010 we should all be hairy.
5) That women try to hard to please their families during the holidays and they end up stressed to the nines and if their lucky they get to do the dishes to unwind while others are watching football.
6) That Friday morning  my darling grandson will pick  two winners of my Chocolate giveaway and  not 90 something winners because if I could afford to you would all get a package.
7) Not having spell check now on this here posting page. I mean who has the time to look up words in a dictionary.
8) Trying to do something special on these blog sites like all my friends have on theirs and I end up feeling really dumb because I know so little about what I am doing on here. (can you tell) hahahaha
9)Laughing at my own words like their funny....hahahahhahaha Boy do I need help
10) That my house seems never to be clean or tidy enough to suit me and I don't do much about that but complain to you guys about it. If and when I get it decorated and cleaned for Christmas I will take some snapshots and try my best to load them on here and show you my little ole piece of heaven out here in Texas. Heck I might even get someone to take a picture of me on the old John Deere. Speaking of that I have to go mow.
11) I forgot I will add it later today
Yes some of these are silly things to be NOT  thankful for but in all seriousness girlfriends if I listed everything I was Thankful for this Thanksgiving you gals would burn your dinner and then I would have all these men chasing me (now that might be something to be thankful for) hahahahahaha

Do not over work yourselfs the next few days. Yeah Right!!!!!!

So as we go into the Holidays this year know that there is one crazy ole Texas gal who wishes all of you out there a  VERY VERY HAPPY THANKSGIVING!