Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Well my dear friends guess what I am watching on the movie channel. What movie did these famous words come from, “ I will love you just as I do now until I die. "
I am giving something of mine away that I love that has to do with this movie. The winner will have a choice of this or my famous Ms Ruby’s chocolate candy.
So let’s do this giveaway a little different than the usual. After everyone has a chance to guess what movie I am watching by leaving a comment then I will let all of you know what the prize is and what you need to do to win.
Why the giveaway? It is to celebrate all the kind sweet followers that leave me comments like the ones I have attached to this post. These comments are from the post about the idiot that made my life miserable at work one day. Read the funny and sincere comments that were left for me and enjoy them. Visit their wonderful sites and fall in love with them like I have done so.
Also check out my other comments left on the post before this one. They are hilarious and you need to check out their blogs as well.
I think you should introduce her to your judge date....he might like it. And as far as this guy....some of 'em are just full of it....as you know...Ha, ha, ha! Thank God I deal with 12 and 13 year olds...although, some of them are pretty crappy too!
December 12, 2009 4:20 PM
Sniffles and Smiles said...
Oh, how horrid!!! I'm so sorry for you!! What characters you must meet...a never ending source of blog material, but that's about all you can say for that...Hope the lead in to Christmas will be filled with better days than this one was...Hugs, Janine
December 12, 2009 4:27 PM
Brenda @Cozy Little House said...
Um, yes they tend to do this at the state hospital where husband works. What is it about crap and drunks/and or the mentally ill? Why would they choose to touch it, much less write with it? Lord, when can you retire?
December 12, 2009 4:33 PM
LuLu Kellogg said...
She would be the perfect date for the Judge!! *snort*
Maggie, God Bless You for the crap you have to put up with. (no pun intended) *giggle*
December 12, 2009 4:43 PM
Well Maggie... I know that your job is very thankless but I sure am glad that someone like you do it!!
Reading your blog I sometimes think you remind me of the stories of Janet Evanovich!!
December 12, 2009 4:46 PM
The French Bear said...
Hahaha........ yeah, I remember helping my friend with situations like that...... you have a thankless job somedays!!!! Although I am always grateful for the men and women in uniforms!!!!
December 12, 2009 5:21 PM
Oh my gosh, you are too funny. Seems to me as though Ms. Tatoo really deserves her Santa Baby, I bet the two of them can really stir the sh............t.LOL.
My goodness, the stuff you must see!
December 12, 2009 5:44 PM
Bunny Rose Cottage said...
Oh my GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are so funny! And a LOT stronger than I! I dont think I would have made it through five minutes. I agree with Sissie, those two were made for each other, talk about nasty!!
December 12, 2009 6:11 PM
Marla at Always Nesting said...
All this and you are not insane yet:) Your ex mother in law mooned you???? Hilarious, now, but I'm sure not so much at the time.
December 12, 2009 6:48 PM
Sue @ Not the Good Scissors! said...
You do have to be strong to work in the jail. Drunks have to be the worse. I don't think I would have the patience.
December 12, 2009 6:59 PM
Nikia, May and da kids said...
You must see a lot of weird and funny things at work. I think people who work with the public in general see alot of stupid stuff. Well better the guy and not the lady you had to "host."
December 12, 2009 7:30 PM
Leah the Orange said...
OH, MAGGIE!!! how utterly nasty, but so UNsurprising. these people have such CLASS, really!
i managed a Blockbuster video for a while, and i had this weird customer who used to talk too much and try to get too personal (i think he had "problems", though i'm not sure of the nature). he rented movies EVERY SINGLE DAY. one morning, he asked me to recommend a movie, and i did, based on what i'd seen and thought he might like, given his renting history. well he apparently didn't like it.
he dropped the movie off in the slot with duct tape wrapped around it (we literally had to CUT IT OUT), and with a note inside the case that was just full of vulgarities. i had to call to tell him we wouldn't be able to rent to him again, based on his behaviour.
so he wrote us a formal apology, and came in personally to speak with me. after some consideration, i let him off the hook, with a big, fat warning. at some point while he was in the store, he used the bathroom, and then as he left, he smiled a big smile and was laughing and winking at me.
a little later, i was informed by one of my employees that we had a "problem" in the bathroom.
OMG. he had smeared it all over the walls, the door, the floor, the mirror, the taps... his feces were even on the CEILING, as he apparently splattered it everywhere he possibly could.i was told by upper management not to press charges, as he had mental problems and it would just create more issues for all of us (and a yucky court battle). the bathroom had to be barricaded until we could get a power washer in there. *shudder*
that's my story. since you were so generous with your details, i thought i'd share, too! :)
December 12, 2009 8:33 PM
God, aren't there some weirdos in this world. My hubby is a retired firefighter. For 30 years he saw so many weird things nothing shocks him anymore. Yes, police and firefighters definetly experience life like no other profession could even imagine!
Love your blog!
December 12, 2009 8:47 PM
Stephanie ~ Angelic Accents said...
ewwwwwww! There isn't enough $ in the world. . .
December 12, 2009 8:58 PM
Jenny S said...
Oh my goodness! What a life you lead! I imagine you took a good shower after that day too!
December 12, 2009 9:05 PM
hippo chick said...
Oh my! I guess it isn't funny, but pathetic. I'm sorry for that mess. Some people just don't know how to celebrate Christmas - or anything else for that matter.
I just read your post about the date. That's just why my mom decided she wasn't going to date after her divorce from my dad. I do believe there are some good guys out there though.
December 12, 2009 9:54 PM
Since he put it there, couldn't you make him clean it? I don't think it would have bothered him much since it certainly didn't bother him to touch it the first time. Better yet, have him do it sober when all his senses are at 100%.
A big thanks to you for wearing that uniform and caring enough about us to do it.
December 12, 2009 11:16 PM
crap and puke, it's what kept me out of nursing school. Other than that I would have been damn good! You are certainly a lot stronger than I Maggie, I would have lost it and Ms Pearl would have looked like a saint..;p
December 13, 2009 1:42 AM
Arkansas Patti said...
Yikes, better thee than me. Amazing that he wasn't drunk enough that he was able to write backwards. That takes concentration.
Perhaps teens with beginning alcohol problems should spend a night in drunk tank around a holiday. Bless you for the job you do.
December 13, 2009 6:02 AM
I wish Mr. Poop and Mrs. Tattoo a wonderful life together because it's evident her marriage just went down the toilet! What a hilariously disturbing story. I love the pics you found to document it. Heeeeheeehee. So sorry ya have to put up with such nasty behavior!!!
Have a wonderful relaxing weekend void of any messages on the wall. God bless you and all you do!
December 13, 2009 6:32 AM
Hootin' Anni said...
Just three words from me....O MY GOD...or should that be "DOG YM O"
December 13, 2009 7:04 AM
Carol @ TheWritersPorch said...
Lord Have Mercy! LOL!
december 13, 2009 7:10 AM
Wow hard and interesting day for you! Hope tomorrow is a better day!!! Take care now :)
December 13, 2009 11:12 AM
Pansy Cottage Girl said...
So nice to meet you. Your stories are so funny. Hang in there girlfriend , your Knight in shining armor is out there somewhere. Perhaps a nice fireman....they are more the romantic rescueing type,lol!
December 13, 2009 11:14 AM
Kissed by an Angel said...
Hi Maggie!! Well that was really funny!! But not if you get to clear up I guess!!! Seasons Greeting to you -you sound like you need them!!!
December 13, 2009 1:13 PM
now... that's funny!
Thanks for visiting, commenting, following and/or blogging about my 300th post giveaway! Good Luck!
December 13, 2009 2:15 PM
Whoa, don't think I could even come close to putting up with that sort of thing. Your made of better stuff than the people you have to deal with.
I agree with the others The Judge sounds perfect for Santa Moon woman.
December 13, 2009 2:44 PM
tattered 'n torn prims said...
That dude must be a genius to be able to write backwards while drunk.....well....maybe not since it was in crap...but still!!! tee hee hee!! ROFLOL!!!!
Thanks for sharing!! LOL!!
December 13, 2009 3:34 PM
Ucky!!! How charming.
December 13, 2009 4:25 PM
Tammy in Ontario, Canada said...
Your stories are too funny. I really enjoy reading them.
December 13, 2009 9:49 PM
Oh Maggie ~ You do live the life! I can not even believe that! I even had my hubby read it! Terrible! I hope you handed him a mop & bucket & said you can make your phone call when this dump shines like the top of the Chrystler Building :)
Thank you all for always leaving me sweet comments.
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