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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Sorry I Had To Share!


       The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and She asked the question:
'When you die and go to Heaven... Which part of your body goes first?'

  Suzy raised her hand and said:   'I think it's your hands.'
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied:  'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first..'
'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.


Little Johnny raised his hand and said:  'Sister, I think it's your feet.'
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
'Now, Little Johnny, why do you Think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said: 
'Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mummy Had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying: 'Oh ! God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."


The Nun fainted!......


oo good not to share with you!

Busy day but hopefully I can blog tonight and catch up with you!

Love to all


shawkl said...

You are so bad! Thanks for the giggle!

Tina Eudora said...

Ohhh Maggie that was too funny! That poor nun has taken a load from that little boy over the years. I am reminded once again why I never wanted to become a teacher (or a nun for that matter)!
Take care and thanks for the laugh!
Tina xo

Kathy @ Creative Home Expressions said...

You let Ms. Pearl out again, didn't you, Maggie.

: )

Brynwood Needleworks said...

Really funny, you naughty grandma! lol
Glad to read you've got your "laugh" back on, girlfriend.
Donna and Tag

♥ Sonny ♥ said...

giggle fit....thankies , I needed that.

yaya said...

Father forgive me for I have sinned, I read Maggie's blog about the Nun...and laughed myself silly!

sissie said...

Too cute Maggie. You are a rascal! LOL!


janet said...

Too Funny!!!!!

Janet xox

Claire said...

Poor little Johnny, he gets the blame for everything doesn't he?

Very funny...........

Claire :}

Dr. Kathy McCoy said...

Love it! Thanks for the laugh, Maggie!

Marilyn said...

ROFLMAO!! (first thing in the morning!!)
Have a Great Day!

Julia said...

Oh Maggie, I think that I'll never make it to heaven... too funny. You bad girl... JB

Garden of Egan said...

You are hilarious.
I'm pretty sure I've not laughed this hard to weeks.

I love ya!