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Monday, July 5, 2010

Hemorrhoid's and a Lovely Giveaway

Hi everyone,

Lets start first with the lovely giveaway! Sorry Donna for putting your giveaway along with this other nasty word.
Donna at Brynwood Needle Works
We all know and love Donna well if I did not love you too then I would not be telling you about this giveaway because if you do the math this lessens my chances of winning.. But it is no secret the love I have for you so go on over and put your name in for a chance to win this gift.  It is of course coming from Donna a one of a kind piece that we all will drool over and pray to win.

Okay you all know that is if you are faithful to my site and keep up that sometimes Ms Pearl rears her ugly head and says things she regrets pretty much after they are out of her mouth.  This morning I woke up with all kinds of new pains that I have not been having over the last two months plus to top that off I dreamed I was dancing cheek to cheek with a step Uncle of mine that I never liked because he was mean to my Mama. In fact since they have me all doped up I have the strangest dreams. Another post I suppose.
Sorry back to what I was saying. Oh yeah Ms. Pearl I guess is fed up with this lying around, going nowhere, doing nothing , not working  and just hurting. So she sends her Sgt. a text this morning and told him ....I had rather have hemorrhoids  coming out of both ends than to keep living like this!
Good gosh she even hit the send button.  Now Maggie is here wondering why in the world Ms. Pearl would send such a email to her Sgt.
What really upsets me is I have learned from experience you had better be careful what you wish for or put out in the universe because Lord knows Maggie does not need hemorrhoids from both ends or maybe she already has them since she was stupid enough to text this to her boss,
Not even sure if I spelled hemorrhoids right that just does not look right to me.
Anyway back to that hard bed!
Love to all
Maggie

35 comments:

Grandma Yellow Hair said...

Well now I am sitting here crying because after finishing this post I click over to Donna's to tell her I posted her giveaway and she had done a post about healing prayers for me. What are the chances? God really has blessed me with all of you and please kmow that I thank him everyday for all of you. Thanks Donna for such a sweet post
Love
Maggie

Meghan said...

Oh Maggie, I hope you are feeling better soon! We all love you and are thinking of you!!! And I love that Ms. Pearl sent that email to the Sgt! Hahahaha. It made my day!

sissie said...

Donna is such a sweet Maggie and thanks for telling us about her giveaway. I've already signed my big bad self up to win.

Lord, your post has me laughing my butt off! Oh now, pardon the pun! LOL

Ms. Pearl just likes to tell it like it is and I'd say your not responsible for her words.

I do hope you feel better soon and get up and out of that bed and back to life.

hugs
Sissie

joanne said...

I know I give you a bad time alot, ok, all the time! But it is so much fun to joke around with you. On a serious note though; there is not a day that goes by that I don't think of you and your situation. I think I can relate for when I hurt my back I was down and out (and I mean out) for about seven months and I just about lost my mind. I wish I could be there to help you out but maybe it's a good thing I'm not for I'm pretty sure we would laugh ourselves silly and you wouldn't get any rest. Take care sweet mama, hope you get back to you very soon. love......

Country Wings in Phoenix said...

Good Morning Maggie Sweetie...
Oh honey, I have got to tell you that Ms Pearl needs a little Preparation H and it will keep her quiet for a spell I am sure of that. Threaten her with it, I guarantee you it will keep her in line.

I have been praying that you will get better soon sweet friend. I have been locked inside for 2 1/2 months now, and I go to the doctor on Friday. I am hoping he will release me, I sure need someone to. I have counted tiles on the floor, found cobwebs that I didn't know were there, and have watched everything on TLC from morning to afternoon, and we are on reruns for gosh sake. I can't take anymore either. One of us has to get out of here SOON. Do you want to flip a coin?

I will stop by Donna's and say hi. Thank you for sharing with us sweetie.

Stop by soon, and please know that you are so loved. Country hugs and much love, Sherry

yaya said...

If you do get "roids" as I call them, don't worry...I work in surgery and know how to fix them! The position you're in for that fix up might actually make your back feel better! Since my hubby is a Chiropractor I know all about bad back pain also so I'm praying for your recovery and I wish I could send an email to some of our surgeons that would make them sit up and take notice of a few things!

bunny said...

...that's the last thing you need huh? You have a good excuse to say whats ever on your mind...DRUGS! Not sure what's my excuse...lol

love ya,
bunny

ps...keep eatin' your fruit...lol

Home and Heart said...

Your post caused me to giggle!! I am sorry to hear you are in pain!! Thank you so VERY much for your kind and empathetic comment. It was very thoughtful. Bless your heart.

June said...

Oh Maggie, I do love that Pearl! You are a fearsome twosome!!! I feel so badly about your situation, and I know how hard this has to be for you...cause you are one of 'those get it done girls'. You know the kind I just love? The ones who are always on the go and busy doing what needs done...so this has got to be killing you. I am going to muster up all the good vibes I can and send your way. You take care of that Pearl...and maybe keep her on a short leash when you take your pain meds.hehe
hugs to you friend!!!!

Brenda@Cozy Little House said...

Well, at least you have the pills to blame. What do I have except an impulsive mouth that gets diarrhea?
Brenda

Diane at Crafty Passions said...

What a fun post, your making us gals laugh!
I am like Brenda I get diarrhea of the mouth and it gets me in trouble.
Take care
Diane

Kathy @ Creative Home Expressions said...

Oh no, Maggie! Nothing worse than waking up with more pains than what you went to bed with! Not too sure about the hemorroids ~ had them years ago {when pregnant with each kid} and it was horrible. I do hope you feel better each day ~ your sense of humor is a big help in this, I'm sure!

Sue said...

Maggie, you are a hoot.

Feel better, okay?

=)

sjmcdowell said...

Dearest Maggie....and Ms. Pearl too!

Maggie you are not accountable for any of your actions...or Ms. Pearl's... she will just have to be her ole ornery self and Lord knows this will not be the last time her mouth will run amuck!
Actually she says all the things we would like to say and some of us never have the B#$#s to!!!


Love, prayers and Hemorrhoid Cream coming in next shipment...Via the Suez Canal.

Susan :D

Brynwood Needleworks said...

Dear Maggie:
Seems we're on the same wavelength these days, my friend. You know I think about you all the time, and to say it here again would just be redundant.

As for Ms. Pearl...Well, lady (and I use that term loosely), seems like you've gone and got our friend Maggs in trouble again. Give the ol', drugged up broad a break, will ya? Last thing she needs is to have you stirrin' up trouble while she's laid up. Guess a care package for your outspoken self is in order! I guess I'll put one together this week!

Be well. Love to you (both)!
xoxo
Donna

Cherrie said...

I have been busy today cleaning and thought I would set down at the computer for a little entertainment! Well you didn't disappoint! I am laughing like crazy! Thanks

Kim said...

You always brighten my day. Maybe Ms. Pearl will receive a package from Sgt full of Preperation H......Now that would be a hoot!
Dear Maggie, I am sorry you are in so much pain, but Damn Girl.....what kind of drugs are you taking?? LOL There are days I might like to share! Ms. Pearl would be a blast in my office!
Kim xoxo

Mumsy said...

Sweet Maggie I want you to be all well so much and I sure do not want you getting any ailments or more pain so maybe you need to sit on Ms. Pearl and keep her quiet. :) Still sending up prayers for you sweet lady and will not stop. Think of you a lot and wish I could make it all better for you. Hugs

vicki said...

Maggie - I can't tell you how wonderful it was to hear from you. I know that this is such a difficult time for you - I hope that it helps to know that you are so loved by so many.

Healing takes a long time my friend - this will eventually be all behind you - but Iknow the waiting must be so hard. You have great determination and the strength of the prayers of your friends behind you. Every day will bring you a little bit closer~~~

Vicki

My Grama's Soul said...

Oh sweet Maggie......you are in rare form today!!! Once again, I'm cracking up over your post. You are truly the only person I know who can have her life in the pits and be sharing such a peach of a story with us.....no pun intended here, too!!

Get well, I know things are going to get better!!!

Xo

Jo

Debby said...

I sure wish you would kick that pain. I hope that you feel like your old self again. I bet your Sgt. had a big laugh.
((((HUGS))))

Susan said...

Isn't that a dumb name for them?
Why don't they call them 'assteroids'?

Shelly said...

I'm looking at an old Van-I'm thinking Aqua with black pinstripes..... that we can do a road trip in! Something that says, "I OWN the Road."
We're gonna hang out bloomer's and petticoats out the side windows and make obnoxious (yet dignified) facial gestures out the window and they will"EAT our Dust!"

Get healthy and READY! We're gonna take it on the road! Ha!

Hugs and love you to pieces!
Shell

Anne - Fiona and Twig said...

Hi Maggie!
Just popped over to give you a great big hug and leave all my prayers and best wishes!

Love,
Anne

Dan said...

Maggie~

Ms Pearl loves to cause a stink every once in a while doesn't she?? I hope that you are feeling better and that you have a wonderful week!

Love~
~Dan~

Sares said...

Sometimes it's the lesser of two evils. Hope you get some sweet relief soon, you've been a trooper to hand in there this long.

Arkansas Patti said...

I think you need to be writing a book about you and Ms Pearl while you are laid up. It would be a hoot and I know I'd buy it.
I'm sure your Sgt is still laughing, I mean he is familiar with Ms Pearl by now.
By the way, copy all you want, it was meant to help. Thanks so much for visiting Jewels.

NitWit1 said...

This pain s__T gotta come to an end....but I think I have a Miss Pearl in my personna too. I've sent of said some sentiments to bosses and others I wonder what possessed me!!!

However, I have to laugh at Miss :Pearl as the imagery is pretty good....

Julie Harward said...

Thanks for the give a way tip! Sorry about all the pain and hemm's...boy, when you do get feeling better the world had better watch out cause I think there will be a lot of Ms. Pearl celebrating too! Take care..hang in there...it's got to get better! :D

LuLu Kellogg said...

Ms. Pearl just made me laugh so hard I almost wet myself! I am thinking I need to put depends on before popping by!

When you are feeling up to it, send me your number and I will give you a ringie dingie and make you and Ms. Pearl laugh until you pee!

Love you Maggie!
LuLu♥

Shirley said...

Oh Maggie, I always enjoy reading your post. I had a chuckle with this one and some of the comments. I have had hemmroids, no fun, they banded mine. Don't want again. I do wish your back was feeling better. It is no fun to have it hurt. I will keep praying for you to get better so you can do what you want to do. Your Missouri Friend.

Draffin Bears said...

Hi Maggie,

Oh as if the bad back wasn't enough, oh I am so sorry to hear of your health.
Sending lots of good vibes and I hope that you are feeling better soon.
Take care and look after your sweet self.

Hugs
Carolyn

Midlife Mom said...

Oh dear Maggie I hope you are feeling better soon! You had me howling with laughter though about those nasty hemorrhoids, I don't know how to spell it either according to spell check! There that's better. Thank you spell check!

I think I have a Miss Pearl lingering in there somewhere as I tend to sometimes do and say things that I normally wouldn't and wish I hadn't! :o)

Thank you for your kind comments about my little lake house. We are so happy how it came out and even though it is tiny there was plenty of room for everyone over the weekend. Yes, we will make MANY memories there. One the grand kids won't forget is how I peed my pants when we went over one big bump on the tube! They thought that was a howl!! The ole' bladder just isn't what it used to be!

Take care of yourself my friend, always so good to hear from you! xoxox

JANN said...

Thank you Maggie for following my vintage blog, I so appreciate your support. I hope you are feeling much much better with your health.
HAPPY JULY MONTH.

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

Thank you much, for appreciating a recent post of mine.

So sorry to learn that you fell and are still not all "back in shape," after it. :-((((

Gentle hugs...