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Sunday, October 3, 2010

Alan Got My Panties In A Wad!

Hey hope you have had a wonderful weekend. The weather has been so lovely here today I hate to see the day end.

I am still trying to catch up with visiting each of you! Hate being this far behind with my blogging. Also wanted to welcome my new friends who have signed up to follow me and I promise to visit you too.

On my previous post I told you about the accendital meeting with my ex husbands wife. My friend Barbara kept talking for an hour about this meeting and how ugly she thought the woman was. I forgot to tell you that Barbara said that Sally had on a dirty T-Shirt with no bra underneath and her boobs were hanging to her waist. I knew the minute Barbara mentioned that one thing that it was Waynes wife because when I first met her that was the one thing that grossed me out the most. Her with no bra and them hanging like momma cat that just gave birth to a litter of kittens. I bet Barbara will never ask me to go by there again and to see if my father in law wants to have breakfast. Lol Be sure and read the comments left me if you need a good laugh.

Today was the last day for the Round Top/Warrenton show and I have to say this was the first time in years that I missed a lot of the show. Antiques and junk everywhere but with my back and neck injury I was limited to very few hours this season but maybe in six months in the spring show I can make up for it. I did pick up a couple of bargains I will share with you this week.

Bare with me on this long drawn out story about why Alan got my panties in a wad. I know it could be told better but here goes......

One day last week my friend Alan phoned and wanted to know if Gretchen and I would like to go with him and his son to Round Top for a few hours on Friday. Gretchen is my new neighbor/tenant in the pink house and is the writer. Alan had met her right after she moved in when he came by here one day telling me about his son moving back home and how he was loosing his mind. He explained that since his son and Gretchen knew no one their ages in our area he thought it would be great for the four of us to walk around the antique show and they could get to know each other. I told him I would ask Gretchen and she was a little hesitant which I understood completely but then agreed it might be fun. She writes everyday from 6 am to 3pm so I told Alan we could go after 3:30 and he said him and his son would pick us up. Plans made so I did not go out there Friday morning thinking I would go Friday evening with them.

Fine plans are made and then Friday morning Alan calls and starts making excuses that he would rather not go that late so could his son just pick up Gretchen. I told him that was not a good idea since they had never met and she only agreed to this because it was the four of us. But after listening to the idiot I agreed to ask her and call him back.

Well like I thought she was not happy with that arrangement and I called Alan back. Stupid man he is could not understand why she did not want to go with just his son. So after 30 minutes of trying to explain to the idiot why it was not a good idea I cancel our plans. I don’t know if it were an hour later or earlier but stupid calls back and he says OK change of plans. He said that now him and his son were going out there by themselves and then stop by here on their way home to meet Gretchen. I told him that was not a good idea but I would check with her. Can you believe this?

Like me she is not too happy about that because if they can go out there and walk around why couldn’t they do it with us. I call Alan back and told him let’s just keep it canceled and forget it.

You would think that a normal person would of let it go. No he calls back and says that they will be out there walking around and we should come out there and meet them after Gretchen gets off work.

By then my panties are in such a wad that I wanted to reach through the phone and pull his stupid neck thru the lines. How can someone that wants his son to meet a beautiful young lady keep changing the plans like she or I have nothing else to do but jump when he says how high.

I finally just sent him a text and said,”Look too many time changes so let’s just do it another time!”

No word as of Sunday evening from the dummy. I guess he is still trying to figure out what he did wrong.

So I know this was foolish to get my panties in such a wad but I messed around and did not go out there at all Friday nor the rest of the weekend. Men! And they think we can not make up our minds. Ok tell me What gets your panties in a Wad? lol

Hope this is a great week for you! I am back to pool therapy again tomorrow. NO the ole Penguin has not been back and no I have not blown bubbles in the water like our little ole lady but you know tomorrow is another day whose to say I will not!

I need to do a post about the visit with Lorretta Lynn at her ranch and her calling a gal a bad name for trying to mess with her hubby years ago. It seems Lorretta has a Ms. Pearl inside of her too.

Love to all



Anonymous said...

Maggie, honey, keep your panties on, no I mean don't be upset. This too shall pass...

Did you know that as I'm reading about your ex's wife and her boobs, Dolly Parton is in the background, from your blog, singing "I Will Always Love You." Now that is hilarious!!!!

Diane at Crafty Passions said...

Maggie pull up your big girl panties and let it go! LOL!!
Love reading your post !

Brynwood Needleworks said...

Hi Maggie!
Great hearing from you and catching up on what's going on in your life. I love hearing about you getting feisty. That's how I know you're getting better!

Hope you have a good week, my friend, and I'll look forward to hearing your next adventure!
Love ya, kid.

Bill said...

All men are that thoughtless and crazy - dump him - forever.

I love your writing.

Shelly said...


Love you to pieces and Most men are Pond Scum.....although not all! I love my animals more all the time! HA!

Hope you're having fun with your new neighbor/writer and take it all with a grain of salt!

6 Months, huh? GF,,,,,,,I could come and see you bout then! How fun would THAT be????

I hope you are getting healthier every day! I'm gonna be extra busy for the next 3 weeks getting ready for my FIRST show!

But, You, my dear, are Always, always on my mind, in my heart and in my soul!

Love you more than words can say and let's Chat on the "tele" soon, kay?

Hugs and love you to pieces, and a BIG old "bus" on the Cheek!

Cherie said...

That was a hilarious story - I am sure it was frustrating at the time. But, seriously, never let men make plans - they screw it up almost every time!!

Julie Harward said...

Never let a man be in charge...they just don't know how! Calm down and have a good week Maggie! :D

Sue said...

You are sounding more and more like yourself, feisty as ever, and I love hearing it!

Take it easy, though. You don't want to overdo.


LuLu Kellogg said...

Pull your panties outta ya crack and carry on!! OMG Maggie, you always have me in stitches. I am so glad it wasn't one of those old farts at the pool that carted you away! *giggle*

Those two sound worse than two old wet setting hens!


HOOTIN' ANNI said...'s good to see that you least all of it except wadding pants!! That musta hurt!!!

Oh, I can understand the 'no bra' thingie's so comfortable. LOL But, it is hard to go pee when you have huge boobies hanging and then wadded pants!! Oh well, never mind. That's what I had pictured with the two stories intermingled like that.


Kim said...

Now I can't get those droopy boobs out of my mind LOL. Gee it sounds like Alan and his son need to start taking some ADHD medication - what a story! And he can't figure out why you are upset....DUH

Linda said...

Sounds like you put him in his place, and now his 'panties' are all in a wad because he can't figure out what happened! Typical!

Donna said...

You are soooo funny! I needed that just now...thankyou for a belly laugh!!!

Arkansas Patti said...

That gal must be rich, it could be the only explanation:))
As for men making plans, doesn't it scare you that these are the ones that basically run our country? Might explain a lot.

Grandma Yellow Hair said...

Some day I am going to have a giveaway for the funnest comment left on here. You are all funnier than ever

Sharon said...

Maggie-- the no bra just can not be erased from my mind.
I would say don't let men get your panties in a wad. Ouch
Glad that you did put him in his place.
Happy to see that you have not lost your sense of humor and glad to have you back.

Delena said...

I have been tardy with reading my favorites. I am so glad I dropped in today. You always make me smile.
Like I have always said, I would love to be your neighbor.

Tina Eudora said...

Oh Maggie you really have a way with words!
I think part of the "problem" you had with the boys is that men hardly ever know what is appropriate or inappropriate behavior anymore.
When you add to that the fact that most men think single women MUST be chomping at the bit to spend some time with a couple of cool single guys, is it any wonder he is confused! He is still sitting there wondering what the heck is wrong with you two gals!!! LOL....Well come on now girls you should have been tripping over your feet trying to beat each other to the door. :)
Tina xo

Pam said...

Thanks for the laugh, it's a hilarious story! That guy needs help!

yaya said...

The boob story reminds me of surgery pts that have large bosoms and we have to tape them up to reach the abdomen to do the surgery...not kidding! But in public, why oh why do women insist on not wearing a bra? Can she not find one in her size? Funny story! I hate it when I'm trying to put my life on someone else's schedule. It's like being held hostage...and no one will pay the ransom.

Mariliz's Musings said...

Hi Maggie:

Stopped by to say hello. Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

Well, it seems like most men I know...Alan didn't have his listening ears on. Mercy! What would it take to get him to understand? Had it been me he was calling by about the third call I would have been asking..."Do you have your head on straight, today?" I ask my hubby that now and then. LOL

You always make me laugh, your sense of humor is just fantastic.

Hugs sweet Maggie

Anonymous said...

Without a doubt, you have one of the most interesting blogs on the web. I've always thought so. I like the photos of your mom and dad. I miss mine, too.

Anonymous said...

Without a doubt, you have one of the most interesting blogs on the web. I've always thought so. I like the photos of your mom and dad. I miss mine, too.

A Tale of Two Cities said...

Too, too funny, my dear! You do have a gift of story-telling! I regret that I have never made it to Round Top or Warrenton and I've dreamed of making that trip. It's now on my bucket list!


Home and Heart said...

Maggie My Dear, You are always good for a chuckle, and you keep me coming back!! Not too mention you are a sweetheart too!!

myletterstoemily said...

men! can't live with them . . . can't live with them!

you are such a fun story teller!

My Grama's Soul said...

Hello sweet friend.....I've missed your occasional visit.....but sounds like you have certainly been busy being everyone's Social Secretary!! (O:

Ya know....sometimes Men really are "dummer than a sack of hammers"....oops....did I say that??? Shame on me. Ms Pearl must be rubbin' off on all of us.



Karen Whittal said...

I can just imagine the sceen..... yaya, I will never have another operation, imagine taping up your boobs....... mind you I don't think a 34b calls for such drastic measures........

Anonymous said...

Okay, I'm probably gonna get beat up by all these tough broads here, but after his initial change, I think he was just trying to do what every other guy is always trying to do--tiptoe around the women who, including me, are oh so difficult to please or figure out at times. Sorry gals, I have a daughter and a son and I worry about my son way more because, well, I'm a woman. I'm dodging already. =D

Sorry Maggie, don't send Ms. Pearl over. You know I love the two of you. =D

Also read your Lorretta Lynn post. What an awesome time you had. She sounds like a tough one alright. Loved reading as usual.

Angela said...

Oh I just LOVED this post..first off..are your panties out of your butt now? lol. I HATE when mine get in a wad too,,lol. And the comment about the hanging boobs,,LOL..girl, thanks SO much for the giggle this morning...