A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?
THE OLD FARMER SAID,
"THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT.
"WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.
HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. . . THE OLD FARMER
UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.
"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?
"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"
"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,
"BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"
I am telling you guys when I read this I burst out laughing! Tooo funny...
Not sure if you all noticed that I took my blog roll off my side bar because of my crazy byte thing with Verizon. Remember I have to watch all my bytes and not go over. (another post I did)
Anyway I can't figure out how to load the blog list on a seperate page. So right now my blog roll is under blog candy. But if anyone knows how add the bloglist all at one time on a seperate page please let me know. lol
I have several ladies that have sent me stories so I need to post them soon. You are going to really enjoy them....Marydon is one and also sweet Donna ....just stayed tuned.
Sweet Dreams
Maggie
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23 comments:
OMG...*snort* MAGGIE! I have never heard that one before but I have tears running down my face!
My Ms. Pearl is getting ready to come out again...there were 3 men walking around in the street this morning (oh yes, at 7am mind you) with open containers of alcohol). If I see it again, Ms. Pearl is calling the PoPo and it won't be pretty....lol
Love ya girlie,
LuLu♥
Thanks for the giggle, I loved it!
You gave me my best laugh of the day..that was just too funny, and I loved it.
you made me laugh with that one..OMG..*snort*
I was going to ask about your bytes but I see you are still dealing with the problem. Ack! Can't wait to hear Marydons story, and I'm thinking about it..;p have a nice weekend.
I needed the laugh. It's been a long week. Thanks.
Oh my gosh that was so funny! Loved it! ~♥
Oh Sweet Friend, I so need that giggle! Wishing you a fabulous weekend!
Big giant hugs,
Karyn
that is sooooooo funny!!!! thanks for the laugh!
Funny stuff there Maggie! I posted something from an email but the picture didn't stay on the blog...need to figure that part out...
Just got grands to bed and came to look...So, I WON...REALLY??? I don't see the post about it...
But WOOT WOOT for me! I'm sooooo honored and love love love chocolate!! Let me know what you need to know...
AND THANK YOU SO MUCH MAGGIE (:
Oh Maggie Sweetie...
I am laughing my darn head off. I gotta tell you I didn't even see that one coming. OMG how funny that is. I will be laughing about that for the next several days. Too darn cute?
Oh Maggie thank you for passing that one on. How darn stinking cute. Matches you to a "T".
How did that mowing in the north 40 go today? Did you get r done? Did you get your cold bath taken for the night? I think about you and that tub every time I step into mine. That made me laugh too. You are just stinkin cute Maggie. It may be cold in the Winter, but I bet it sure feels good in the Summer when it is so darn hot out.
Oh girl have a beautiful day tomorrow. Please know that you are so loved. I can't wait to see what Marydon has sent you. Isn't she the BEST? I can't wait to go and see her next month.
Love ya sweetie...Sherry
LOL....still giggling about that one...I can just see an old man doing that! You are such a hoot! :D
Thank you so much for posting that hilariously cute joke. I love to laugh and that certainly brought much laughter.
Hugs
Melly:)
Ok, now that is funny.
Very funny. I must remember not to take my rooster to the movies with me next time I go! Have a wonderful weekend!
Kate
Who thinks this stuff up! Too funny! I see Kate was just here...we think too much alike it is scary :) Have a great Saturday!
HA! That's hilarious!!!
Thanks for adding me to your blog candy, Maggie! It's much appreciated! I hope your weekend is lovely!
Seems my finger don't want to work this monring...there were sooo many typos in my first comment I couldn't even read it!!LOL
Too funny!! Thanks for the laugh, needed it!
*hugs*deb
That was hilarious! thanks for the giggles, Theresa
Maggie that's what I needed to read first thing this morning. Now hubs wants to know what's so funny.
Thank you sweetie for the kindest message you left fo me. I needed it that day.
hugs
LOVE Mildred and Marge. I'll bet that made their day.
Thank you for the morning *chuckle*. You have such a fun blog...!
Eatin' her popcorn, dang girl you made me squirt my milk out my nose! Heeeheeehe! Now, does anybody have a hankie????
God bless your day and have a fabulous weekend!!!
That was hilarious! Hugs!
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