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Friday, March 5, 2010

OMG TOO DARN FUNNY!

Hello everyone! I was going to copy and paste this into my Laugh section at the top of my site but thought no you guys may not see it there so I had to put it in a post. Gina from Catnap Inn Primitives sent this to me and I had to share it. Hope you don't mind Gina.



A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE.




THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?

THE OLD FARMER SAID,

"THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."

"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT.

"WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."

THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.

HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.




THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. . . THE OLD FARMER

UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE.

"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.

"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.

"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT."

"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?



"HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.



"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"



"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,



"BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN!"
 
 
I am telling you guys when I read this I burst out laughing! Tooo funny...
 
Not sure if you all noticed that I took my blog roll off my side bar because of my crazy byte thing with Verizon. Remember I have to watch all my bytes and not go over. (another post I did)
Anyway I can't figure out how to load the blog list on a seperate page. So right now my blog roll is under blog candy. But if anyone knows how add the bloglist all at one time on a seperate page please let me know. lol
 
I have several ladies that have sent me stories so I need to post them soon. You are going to really enjoy them....Marydon is one and also sweet Donna ....just stayed tuned.
Sweet Dreams
Maggie

23 comments:

LuLu Kellogg said...

OMG...*snort* MAGGIE! I have never heard that one before but I have tears running down my face!

My Ms. Pearl is getting ready to come out again...there were 3 men walking around in the street this morning (oh yes, at 7am mind you) with open containers of alcohol). If I see it again, Ms. Pearl is calling the PoPo and it won't be pretty....lol

Love ya girlie,
LuLu♥

Sares said...

Thanks for the giggle, I loved it!

CC said...

You gave me my best laugh of the day..that was just too funny, and I loved it.

jojo said...

you made me laugh with that one..OMG..*snort*

I was going to ask about your bytes but I see you are still dealing with the problem. Ack! Can't wait to hear Marydons story, and I'm thinking about it..;p have a nice weekend.

farmlady said...

I needed the laugh. It's been a long week. Thanks.

Beth at Aunties said...

Oh my gosh that was so funny! Loved it! ~♥

Karyn Bernard (French Charming) said...

Oh Sweet Friend, I so need that giggle! Wishing you a fabulous weekend!

Big giant hugs,
Karyn

stefanie said...

that is sooooooo funny!!!! thanks for the laugh!

Vicki said...

Funny stuff there Maggie! I posted something from an email but the picture didn't stay on the blog...need to figure that part out...
Just got grands to bed and came to look...So, I WON...REALLY??? I don't see the post about it...
But WOOT WOOT for me! I'm sooooo honored and love love love chocolate!! Let me know what you need to know...
AND THANK YOU SO MUCH MAGGIE (:

Country Wings in Phoenix said...

Oh Maggie Sweetie...
I am laughing my darn head off. I gotta tell you I didn't even see that one coming. OMG how funny that is. I will be laughing about that for the next several days. Too darn cute?

Oh Maggie thank you for passing that one on. How darn stinking cute. Matches you to a "T".

How did that mowing in the north 40 go today? Did you get r done? Did you get your cold bath taken for the night? I think about you and that tub every time I step into mine. That made me laugh too. You are just stinkin cute Maggie. It may be cold in the Winter, but I bet it sure feels good in the Summer when it is so darn hot out.

Oh girl have a beautiful day tomorrow. Please know that you are so loved. I can't wait to see what Marydon has sent you. Isn't she the BEST? I can't wait to go and see her next month.

Love ya sweetie...Sherry

Julie Harward said...

LOL....still giggling about that one...I can just see an old man doing that! You are such a hoot! :D

Melly said...

Thank you so much for posting that hilariously cute joke. I love to laugh and that certainly brought much laughter.
Hugs
Melly:)

Arkansas Patti said...

Ok, now that is funny.

Auntie Cake said...

Very funny. I must remember not to take my rooster to the movies with me next time I go! Have a wonderful weekend!
Kate

Libbie said...

Who thinks this stuff up! Too funny! I see Kate was just here...we think too much alike it is scary :) Have a great Saturday!

Meghan said...

HA! That's hilarious!!!

Thanks for adding me to your blog candy, Maggie! It's much appreciated! I hope your weekend is lovely!

Dragonfly Treasure said...
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Dragonfly Treasure said...

Seems my finger don't want to work this monring...there were sooo many typos in my first comment I couldn't even read it!!LOL

Too funny!! Thanks for the laugh, needed it!
*hugs*deb

Theresa @ 612Riverside said...

That was hilarious! thanks for the giggles, Theresa

June said...

Maggie that's what I needed to read first thing this morning. Now hubs wants to know what's so funny.
Thank you sweetie for the kindest message you left fo me. I needed it that day.
hugs

Jo said...

LOVE Mildred and Marge. I'll bet that made their day.

Thank you for the morning *chuckle*. You have such a fun blog...!

Nezzy said...

Eatin' her popcorn, dang girl you made me squirt my milk out my nose! Heeeheeehe! Now, does anybody have a hankie????

God bless your day and have a fabulous weekend!!!

Mumsy said...

That was hilarious! Hugs!