I am thinking I should try the Diane Keaton look!!!
The reason I bring new lingerie up is I put on a pullover knit turtleneck and ladies when I looked in the mirror I had more than two nipples. I kid you not I was looking at two are three nipples on each side of my breast. Weird right even for me! Well thank goodness I noticed it before I left the house. Yep that would not have been good parading around town with extra nipples. I twisted, pulled and lifted but no matter how many times I tried to adjust myself I still could not fix the problem. Not only was it extra nipples but one side looked like it was sagging lower than the other side. Lord getting old is not for the weak. Nope and not for me either….. I put on the turtleneck because the other night when I was on hold with Verizon about my bytes I turned and looked in the mirror and I could of swore I saw what look like the start of a chicken neck. Oh man I am so not ready for all these changes. I may turn into Diane Keaton with all her turtlenecks. I wonder what kind of bras she wears. Probably not ones I can afford….Right!!! Boy when I think of how many bras and panties I could buy with the money I am sending Verizon for my overage. Wow we could all go shopping.
Anyway it is time for grandmayellowhair to invest in some new bras that lift a little and maybe ones that are firm(or make you look firm) and hide breast that are not that young anymore and some new turtlenecks too.. So any suggestions on what kind I should shop for ladies. What is your favorite bra? Help me out here as always I trust you can help me.
Hope your all having a great week. Hard to believe we are into the month of February already…..I have to admit though this ole grandma is so ready for warmer weather. My utility bill was a whopping 500.00 dollars and if I had been warm during that month I would not have minded as much for the high bill but since I froze my dooper off it was so not worth it. Lol Dooper is word my grandbabies make me use instead of the bad word they call it.
Oh your not going to believe this but I won another giveaway. Yep the blogger angels are really watching out for me. I won the most beautiful headbands on sweet Meghans site The Perfect Compilation Tape
Be sure and visit her and see my giveaway and when I get them I will model for you……not the new bras but the new head bands.
So ladies its getting late and back to the ole Sheriffs office tomorrow. Life there is really stressful but nothing new…..
Take care ladies and as always I appreciate all of you and
Sweet Dreams!
Maggie
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oh, Maggie, i need to visit you multiple times throughout the day, even if i've read your posts. you are SO good at making me grin!
Dooper killed me.
and multi-nipples about had me falling off my chair.
thank you!
as for bras, nothing beats Warners, as far as i'm concerned. the good oldies never disappoint!
Maggie
I so agree with your thoughts on aging , it is a real downer. I have been trying to lose some weight but the only place that seems to go down is my breasts and that part ain't good. What is chicken neck ??? I hope I don't have it but thinking maybe I do ??? Is it where you have double chins or something worse - lol ?
I so want some permanent makeup done but it is so darn expensive....some woman like it and then others poo poo the very thought of it.
I have to now wear glasses and hate them but can't handle wearing contacts. Oh getting old really has its problems. Your a funny lady with a wonderful sense of humor and such a giving heart, still GREAT qualities for a lady to have. Hope all is well at your job.
Stay warm, hugssssssssss from Fort Worth.
oh Maggie you make me giggle..but yeah getting old sucks when all the parts are going south or coming out..;) won't take you there..wow that is a huge power bill for one month..do you have a wood stove? I hope you have a great week and congrats on the win.;)
Maggie, you have me laughing out loud, and I needed a good laugh tonight. Thanks for the laughs (which added numerous wrinkles to my face, but were worth it!)
LMAO... I'm sorry... Really, I am laughing WITH you!!! You are so stinking hilarious! I opened this post thinking you were going to talk about changing hair styles! (??) I think my napping hubs woke up at my giggling.
THis may make you feel better- I'm still not convinced that your profile picture isn't really a pic of Marilyn. Yes, that's right, I've mistaken you for Marilyn Monroe. ;) Now don't you feel good?
CUTE HEADBANDS...LUCKY YOU! BRA'S HUH...HUM...I JUST ORDERED SOME FROM THE PENNY'S CATALOG AND THEY ARE THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD! I'VE BEEN TO VICTORIA SECRETS, AND LITTLE BRA SHOPS WHERE THEY FIT YOU AND THESE ARE THE BEST YET! GOOD LUCK WITH THE SEARCH, I'M WITH YOU, IT'S A HARD TIME OF LIFE, ESPECIALLY AFTER HAVING KIDS! COME SAY HI :D
Hey Maggie,
I have been super busy all week getting ready for my grandmother to come over this weekend. We are hoping to shoot a 5 generation photo of us girls. I have had my granddaughter all week too (day and night) There is a reason women should have children young-WHEW! I'm so tired!
About the bra deal, I don't have much in the way of taa taa's so I can't help you there.
Hey, what's the deal with your profile picture? When was it taken? It's an amazing shot! Beautiful.
Thanks for the smiles-Hope you have a great day at the Sheriff's office.
Robin~♥
One word. Underwire. More words. Lots and lots of underwire. Mine may be little but they have the consistency of hot pizza cheese. Gotta keep that goopy cheesy matter in place. Underwire and lots of it.
One of the things I hate doing is bra shopping. It's such a pain. My daughter went to Macy's and was fitted there. She was a totally different size than she thought she was. She loves her new bras and they are so comfortable. Next time I get up enough gumption I'll go and do the same. Mimi
Extra nipples.......really? Awwww Maggie...whatever will the inmates look at in ya cover those babies up?
They'll think they're drunk for sure.
Ya, growing old.......the old gray mare she ain't what she used to be.
I love ya!
Extra nipples??? And you thought men stared at your chest before. Think I would have worn it just to see who had the "stuff" to comment.
You are too funny. Thanks for the morning chuckle, it makes the coffee taste better.
As for bras, my favorite was discontinued last year and nothing has come close to the former comfort. Good luck.
Diane Keaton is lovely - but soooo slim!!! It's just not fair!!! New undies will definitely give you a boost and sort out the triple nipple problem!!! You have fab underwear in the US - I renew each year when I visit!!! Not this year though - confined to barracks!!! Keep making us laugh Maggie - you are great!!
xxxx
You are so sweet, Maggie! Thanks for the shout-out! You are hilarious, btw!!!
Morning Maggie, my first time here and am so thrilled to find you. After reading a few of your post I knew I had to become a follower. Good luck with all the stuff.
Do you have a JCPenney's or a Macy's in your area? Got to the bra department and get fitted and then try on a ton in your size and others. I used to work at Victoria's Secret and you would be amazed how even a five lb difference in weight will change what size bra you wear!!
love it Maggie..you always make me smile...
Hope you are having an awesome week.
Hugs,
andrea
Have always worn a Warner's front close with underwire..
found the first one at Macy's NYC in 1983..
was discontinued 5 or so years back..
but could occasionally find one or two online..
have recently found another by Bali..
wider straps..oh so comfortable!
Do get fitted properly, stay away from skinny straps..
I HATE the current fad of showing bras and their straps..am not a prude, but that is disgusting, especially when they are dirty!
Warm hugs, laughing smiles..
Loui♥
Maggie, you make me cackle with glee. You have no equal. Keep 'em coming. I love you "to pieces".
Glad I'm not exposed out in public - they'd arrest me for certain - so comfortable; I can breathe!
You crack me up! I'm sure that Diane Keaton not only spends big bucks on bras, but she probably has had "boob" surgery too.., so don't make comparisons. It will just make you crazy.
Keep us laughing....
Hiya Maggie!!! Yes we are all getting older and we do need that extra lift..ha ha for me
a total body bra would be wonderful to lift and seperate where needs be!!! Yes spring can not come too early for all of us this year!!
Love you..come visit me over at my Blog "Art of Mine" I have a Banner now!! Yahoooo!! Tell me what you think, ok?
I'm a Warner's chick all the way but I have always wanted to go to one of those professional bra fittin's just to see if I am wearing the right size. Now about the three nipples....Haaahaaahaa, I can't stop......
I've got to run before I need to change my bloomers!
God bless and have a fabulous day!!!
Yep getting old is for the brave. I've recently lost 45 lbs so now my bum looks like a sharpei dogs face...lol Any good name bra will do..warners, olga, staple gun....lol good luck!
tootle,
bunny
I can't for the life of me find a decent bra. HATE to go bra shopping, but I desperately need to. I try not to look at what I might have grown in what area overnight. Too stressful.
Brenda
Maggie, you're a hoot!
I have been thinking that I need a new bra or two, but JC Penney's is 50 miles away, and I haven't made the effort to drive there yet.
Yep, getting old is not for the faint of heart, but the alternative is worse! So I make the best of it, enjoying life as much as possbile.
You still have problems with Verizon? I've had them for 2 months now and am very happy with them.
I think around here they call the chicken neck, turkey neck. Not that I have that! Gobble, gobble!
Have a great week!
Hugs,
Renie xox
I am finding a good turtleneck one of my favorite things lately.......And also a good loose top to cover waistline.....ugh!!!
HAHAHA you crack me up!!!
You don't have to get older to have some problems...Breast feeding and bad bra! hahaha. I found Victoria Secret padded bra one day and HELLO... Beautiful breast!
Come see my blog and let's be blog buddies!!!
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I once worked with a girl who actually had four nipples. No kidding! She had two normal ones and right below those on the stomach she had 2 each one directly below her first nipple. The doctor told her that this was fairly common, thankfully the 2nd pair didn't grow like the first set.
Oh my. A $500 heating bill would have nearly put me 6 ft under. We live in a manufactured 1500 sq foot home, and our bills for the last two months have exceeded $200, but it is all electric home. We have continually upgraded windows, doors insulation, renovation indoor and out, plus an over roof to increase pitch and drainage.
ummm...what’s a chicken neck? Now stop that Maggie! Don't you dare laugh at me!
I'm with you on the good bras though, good grief, I just want to go without! But that would scare folks to much.
Help I've fallen and I can't get up....kind of applies to my figure!
SO, let us know the outcome OK?
Mercy
I'm one of the ladies who wears a "larger" size so Victoria's Secret is out for me. I've been wearing Wacole bras for years but they're darn pricey. I see others have recommended Warners so maybe I'll try those. Hilarious post! blessings, marlene
Aloha MAggie,
So happy you stopped by to see me, I sure love hearing from you, you always make me laugh:)
thanks for keeping it real, and my Grandma use to say getting old isn't for whimps!! I chose to age like fine wine....at least that is my version and I'm sticki'n to it....
Aloha hugs from across the sea
Brandi
You are hilarious!
And adorable. :-)
Thanks for cheering up the wee hours for me!
XO,
Anne
So happy I found your blog...this was a great post!!! I am wearing a turtle neck sweater today...I am happy its winter so I can do so every day..I am looking forward to spring but NOT looking forward to have to start wearing T.shirts again..All over sudden I (and my chicken neck)feel very naked...
Greets from Holland..
hahahahahahahahah!
You are too funny! :D
omg...I just thought....do you think that shirtless dream lover of yours reads your blog!!!??? ;-)
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