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Monday, June 28, 2010

Happy Monday!

As you can see by the picture that I  think I am on the road to recovery.  Still taking it slow and lots of bed rest but I am getting there!



Well maybe I don't feel and look this good but I do feel well enough to share a joke someone sent me this morning.  Also  I am excited about an upcoming post that I ask permission from one of our friends if I could do it and he agreed so if  I feel good after therapy I will work on it. A hint it has to do with Dan over at Yesterday Once More!

Now the Joke!



WHAT SEX ARE THEY?

ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.



SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with its tongue hanging out.



COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.



TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over inflated.



HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course, there's the hot air part.



SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable and retain water.



SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.



HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.



HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.



REMOTE CONTROL - female .. Ha! You thought I'd say male. But consider this: it gives men pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

Love to all
Maggie

32 comments:

Rebecca said...

Hysterical girly.

I am so glad you are feeling better. I'm still not over the Elvis thingy!

hahahha

xoRebecca

Tina Eudora said...

Just loved the joke Maggie, it added a smile to the day, thanks sugar, and take care of yourself, we need you!
Tina xo

myletterstoemily said...

it DOES sound like you're doing better. that's
just wonderful! loved the jokes.

Kathy @ Creative Home Expressions said...

Yes, yes, I like these! Glad you are feeling better.

Garden of Egan said...

Well is sure looks like your skirts being blown all up!
Whoosh! Enjoy that!

I loved the jokes. They are pretty right on!

Sue said...

One of the best I've seen. And I don't even like jokes, usually.

=D

Sue said...

PS. Glad you are feeling better! =)

~ Regan said...

Yay! Glad to see you are in better spirits today! I know thes jokes had to help, I was giggling the whole post! ;)

Have a great week, Maggie!!
♥♥

Dan said...

Maggie~

Those are really funny! I loved them all and they are so true. I think that is what makes them so funny!

I am looking forward to your upcoming post! It is going to be a lot of fun!

I am glad that you are feeling better. My prayer is that you continue to get stronger and stronger!

Love~
~Dan~

stefanie said...

sooo funny, glad to hear you are feeling better!!!

Debby said...

Glad to see your sense of humor return. So nice to hear that things are a little better. N
ow, not too much celebrating on the fourth. ((((HUGS)))))

Sharon said...

Prayers that you will keep on feeling better.
Love the jokes and so true.

Julie Harward said...

LOL...Maggie these are great, loved them...thanks for sharing! And I am so glad you feel good enough to go out and swing on the gate but keep the skirt down girl! LOL

sjmcdowell said...

My dear Maggie,

Oh I love these little jokes and they are so true!!!
Glad to hear you are feeling better...baby steps and you will get there in good time!!

Love you,

Susan

Brynwood Needleworks said...

Hi Sweetie!
So glad you're starting to feel better. Take it easy and I'll write again soon.
Love,
Donna

Beedeebabee said...

I hope you continue to feel much better Sweetie. Your jokes are so cute...true too!
xo Paulette

Libbie said...

Look at you swinging on the fence! :) That is how I like to picture you!

Sorry I haven't been by much...my husband is in Alask for 10 days & I have been so busy with the kids & not a moment to myself...but i think of you often...our thank you note for you is still on our kitchen table! EMBARASSING!!! But I don't have stamps 7 my husband is the only one who goes into the post office. So when he gets back I will get that on its way :)

Take care Maggie! Tell the fam hello!

My Grama's Soul said...

Sounds like you are in RARE FORM once again!!!! Yeah!!!!!

Xo

Jo

Linda said...

I'm glad you are feeling better too! I love Elvis, which is weird, because I didn't even like him when we was alive. I think it is because he is so much 'calmer' than the 'artists' today.

Mumsy said...

Hi! Sweet Maggie, it is wonderful to come here and read that you are getting better...just keep on doing that okay? Loved the joke, my favorite is the remote. LOL

I have been out of state and still recouping from the trip but I will be online more in a few days.

Big hugs dear, sweet Maggie

Shelly said...

Especially loved the "Hammer" portion Maggie! Too True!

Busy Monday for Moi...we have a "Big Birthday" celebration for Amy at Joyworks this week,,,,,(shhhhh,,,she's going to be 40!) Ha,,,still wet behind the ears!

Glad you are getting a bit better!! It's been a long haul,,for you sure, but for those of us that love you we've been feeling sympathy pains!

Looking at the Wedding photos? hmmmm I'm thinkin' Tom Selleck or oh my Stars,,,I've always had a thing for Sam Elliot! I may have to review a COUPLE (ahem) of old wedding albums of mine! LOL

Love you to pieces!
Shell

Kim said...

Awww Maggie, you are such a treasure! I know that you must have actually posed for that picture on the fence. It sounds like you are on the road to recovery - but watch out for the speed-bumps. Take your time sweetie.
Kim

sissie said...

Cute joke Maggie! See how happy everyone is that you are on the mend. Can't wait til you are back in full force.

hugs
Sissie

Le Chateau des fleurs said...

Glad you are better :)
Your wedding post cracked me up. You even have the song up! HAHAHA
Love
Frenchy

Cherrie said...

lol those are some good one!

Annesphamily said...

Praying for you daily my friend. Hope you are 100% soon.

You make me smile. These were a great way to make someone smile. :) Have a great week! Anne

Love your lovely comments always!

Cat Nap Inn Primitives said...

I can't wait to see you swinging like the photo..It is so nice to hear that you are on the road to recovery..:) Take care and know you are in my prayers.:)

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

I've read your blogs thru my reader and I read this morning how well you are feeling to my delight!! Fabulous.

Love the jokes...some I've not ever read before or heard. The subway...typical, huh? LOL

My Tuesday Post

Karen Whittal said...

Glad you feeling better, God answers all prayers in his time.............

The French Bear said...

That is hilarious!!! I love it! You sound like you are feeling better!
I am coming back to see what's happening with the kitchen tweaking!
Hugs,
Mags
xo

Tara@JustDevineStyle said...

You won my giveaway! I need your mailing information so I can send you your cameo necklace and some arm candy!

Stephanie ~ Angelic Accents said...

Funny jokes, Maggie! So glad you are feeling better!

Are there gonna be any sort of fireworks at the farm this 4th?!?!

Big TX Hugs,
Stephanie
Angelic Accents