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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Sorry I Had To Share!

WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?







       The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and She asked the question:
'When you die and go to Heaven... Which part of your body goes first?'

  Suzy raised her hand and said:   'I think it's your hands.'
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied:  'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first..'
'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.




 



Little Johnny raised his hand and said:  'Sister, I think it's your feet.'
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
'Now, Little Johnny, why do you Think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said: 
'Well, I walked into Mummy and Daddy's bedroom the other night, Mummy Had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying: 'Oh ! God, I'm coming!' If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."


 


The Nun fainted!......






     



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oo good not to share with you!

Busy day but hopefully I can blog tonight and catch up with you!

Love to all
Maggie


13 comments:

  1. You are so bad! Thanks for the giggle!
    Kathy
    www.shawkl.com

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  2. Ohhh Maggie that was too funny! That poor nun has taken a load from that little boy over the years. I am reminded once again why I never wanted to become a teacher (or a nun for that matter)!
    Take care and thanks for the laugh!
    Tina xo

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  3. You let Ms. Pearl out again, didn't you, Maggie.

    : )

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  4. Really funny, you naughty grandma! lol
    Glad to read you've got your "laugh" back on, girlfriend.
    Hugs,
    Donna and Tag
    xoxo

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  5. giggle fit....thankies , I needed that.

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  6. Father forgive me for I have sinned, I read Maggie's blog about the Nun...and laughed myself silly!

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  7. Too cute Maggie. You are a rascal! LOL!

    hugs
    Sissie

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  8. Poor little Johnny, he gets the blame for everything doesn't he?

    Very funny...........

    Claire :}

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  9. Love it! Thanks for the laugh, Maggie!

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  10. OMG......
    ROFLMAO!! (first thing in the morning!!)
    Have a Great Day!
    Marilyn

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  11. Oh Maggie, I think that I'll never make it to heaven... too funny. You bad girl... JB

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  12. You are hilarious.
    I'm pretty sure I've not laughed this hard to weeks.

    I love ya!

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Please let me know how you are and know that I always love hearing from each and everyone of you. Actually I am Tickled Pink. Maggie aka Ms Pearl, Grandmayellowhair