Well it is 4:00 AM and since Tinkerbell for some unknown reason besides thinking she was hungry slapped me awake at 3:30 so after taking care of her needs I got to thinking about the new man in my life and could not sleep.
Did I just let the cat out of the bag. Grandma Yellow Hair has a new Bad Boy in her life. Yep and girl friends he is 100 percent of everything I have been dreaming of at night and sometimes during the day hours.
I honestly so far find him dependable, trust worthy and not bad company on a long day. Actually when I climbed on top of this Bad Boy yesterday I thanked God for letting him come into my life. I of course was a little timid at first but after a while it all came back to me. We got along so well that we ended up spending the whole day together.
My new baby is built solid and can turn you every which way without the least effort on his part. Several times I thought I might scream from the pure joy of the way he let me handle the ride. I found it an easy smooth ride which at my age that is a major plus.
Also I found him easy to get on and off. Not much different than the one I was use too. He's has a wider mid section but so do I.
Since he is a virgin I am hoping that there will be little or no up keep for a long time. Just need to make sure he is full and check his oil now and then. Easy peazy considering the men before him.
He is a little brighter than I like in my men but I guess on the up side we will be seen on the sides of the road or out in the woods.
I feel bad that he has to sleep outside though for now because my doors to the ole farm house are too small for his big frame.
My previous love looked a lot like this
but now I am in more of this look!
Did I just let the cat out of the bag. Grandma Yellow Hair has a new Bad Boy in her life. Yep and girl friends he is 100 percent of everything I have been dreaming of at night and sometimes during the day hours.
I honestly so far find him dependable, trust worthy and not bad company on a long day. Actually when I climbed on top of this Bad Boy yesterday I thanked God for letting him come into my life. I of course was a little timid at first but after a while it all came back to me. We got along so well that we ended up spending the whole day together.
My new baby is built solid and can turn you every which way without the least effort on his part. Several times I thought I might scream from the pure joy of the way he let me handle the ride. I found it an easy smooth ride which at my age that is a major plus.
Also I found him easy to get on and off. Not much different than the one I was use too. He's has a wider mid section but so do I.
Since he is a virgin I am hoping that there will be little or no up keep for a long time. Just need to make sure he is full and check his oil now and then. Easy peazy considering the men before him.
He is a little brighter than I like in my men but I guess on the up side we will be seen on the sides of the road or out in the woods.
I feel bad that he has to sleep outside though for now because my doors to the ole farm house are too small for his big frame.
My previous love looked a lot like this
See I told you he was a Bad Boy!
Underneath the seat where you step up on him it say's MOW With An Attitude. Now how funny is that!
Hope you enjoyed meeting my new love!
Be gentle on yourself today and do something that makes you happy!
Love to all
Maggie
My goodness, I'm feeling flushed. It's been a long time since I've had someone to mow . . .
ReplyDeleteyou ride that BB like a pro I bet LOL..
ReplyDeleteI want one. Do they come in lime green. I want a green one.
Let us know how he behaves on the turns n curves, will ya..
luv ya bunches
Sonny
ps~ sent you an email- so check for it in case it went to your spam folder.
You really had me going there-LOL! Too funny. He is beautiful! Enjoy!
ReplyDeleteHe's not the only BAD one! Sounds like you have peace of mind about your outside chores now...and that's great! Enjoy him!
ReplyDeleteKathy
Geeze, he's so pretty, Maggie, you could ride him right into town!
ReplyDeleteOh Maggie, now that's my kind of farm romance.
ReplyDeleteI hope that the romance stays HOT all summer and fall.
Hugs. JB
oh you are funnnnnyyy. Thanks for the morning chuckle!
ReplyDeleteAhhh, a dependable bad boy!
ReplyDeleteJust what a gal needs !
Treat him right, Maggie girl, treat him right!
hugs ♥
Sooooooo cute!
ReplyDeleteYou had me guessing there, Lady! I really was thinking you were riding a horse. -giggles-
But this "Big Boy" doesn't need to have his stall cleaned out! -chuckle-
Enjoy your summer together!!!!!!!
:-)
hahaha
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the ride, Maggie!
;)
Sweet new ride!
ReplyDeleteOh man, if that WAS Richard Gere, I'd be in my car headed your way now...LOL...
ReplyDeleteha-ha-ha-ha! I knew you were talking about a tractor but I bet you made a few folks blush with this post. Maggie's Fifty Shades of Gray. Ha! :) Enjoy that Bad Boy! Best wishes, Tammy
ReplyDeleteNot only is he a Bad Boy he's an Outlaw too! lol
ReplyDeleteHappy Mowing!
Angela
ps Just seen on our local news not to mow the grass because we are starting to get in a drought.
Now that was funny. You are quite the naughty one!
ReplyDeleteHeehee! Enjoy that bad boy!
ReplyDeleteOh, Maggie! That's a truly bad boy!! Good for you!!
ReplyDeleteOh boy, do you keep us entertained!!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the ride!
That's too funny lol
ReplyDeletecute I fist thought you were talking about Richard Geer who I think is pretty handsome.
ReplyDeleteCathy
Ms Maggie
ReplyDeleteI come by here often and now and then I have to leave a comment because your to damn funny.
I am now considering buying my wife one of these because I like how the Bad Boy has got you excited.
Bill
Sweet Maggie you and that Bad Boy are a perfect fit enjoy the rides! Hugs
ReplyDeleteoh yea...now that's a Bad Boy if I've ever seen one Maggie. It's official, now I'm jealous!
ReplyDeletehugs...
Wow! If anyone deserves a Bad Boy its you. Have fun!
ReplyDeleteRide cowgirl ride. How great to find one that won't quit till you do.
ReplyDeleteLoved the "attitude" message.
Just too funny Maggie. Thanks for a morning chuckle.
Oh girl you had me going there for a minute. How funny!!
ReplyDeleteI can see why you are so in love he is for sure a BB!!!
Hugs
You crack me up!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the ride!
Well, you had me interested! I had to find out more about this man in your life. What fun and I must say, he is one BAD boy. I am your newest follower. i hope you come for a visit.
ReplyDeleteI caught on pretty fast to that one as my husband just bought same machine named Dixie Chopper. Funny you bot obught one with opposite sexist names.
ReplyDeleteActually mowing around here is much less because we have had several days of +100 including 109 and 108.
Hee, Hee, Hee...cute post Maggie. It was very nice meeting your new love. Wishing you a wonderful weekend my sweet friend.
ReplyDeleteHugs and Kisses,
Ana
my kind of gal... :)
ReplyDeleteYou bad BAD girl!! Bet you are "heck" on wheels riding that! Just be careful on slopes!!
ReplyDeleteBig TX Hugs,
Stephanie
I have to say that first title really grabbed me!! It took me completely in and I followed the comentary with baited breath. As it started to get REALLY interesting, I could hardly wait until the end. I guess you can about imagine how intrigued I was about your bad boy. And, what a great bad boy it is. I am so glad you got him. It's about time, and I hope it makes your life a lot better.
ReplyDeleteIt would be fun though to read about a real guy in your life. You certainly do deserve one.
Hope you are feeling well....I am actually feeling a bit stronger every day. Life is looking good right now.
Maggie, you make me laugh! I'm reading thinking, OOH! A sweetie! Oh, wait, a horse! Hmmm....you don't change the oil on a horse. Maybe a motorcycle! Yep, I bet that's it! Sigh. I'm STILL laughing ~ =)
ReplyDeleteHi Maggie, You gave me the chuckle that I needed today. I wasn't really thinking about a rider when I started reading this. I am slow reading my blog friends been gone with hubby spending a few days in the hospital. I have him home with more doctor visits and lab work. Have a great weekend. Try to stay cool. We are hot. Hugs Your Missouri Friend.
ReplyDeletefor a minute there I thought you had a new man in your life. LOL i needed a laugh. thanks.
ReplyDeleteOkay Maggie, you had me for a few minutes! Drats~ LOL He is handsome though~ !!! ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteyou're hilarious:)
ReplyDeletei love it.
thanks for the giggle,
Jennifer
Could use your new love around here too. He sure is a bad boy!
ReplyDeleteHope you had a great 4th of July. It's hot, hot, hot here.
Kate